Saturday 11 August 2018

Advika and Huzaifa




Advika : Linen Khadi Saree pressed and kept on bed,
                  Earrings and carry bag kept by its side.
                  Flip Flops checked,
                 This is the perfume I will wear today,
                 Should I keep my hair open or make a bun,
                Who I am kidding! I have a pixie cut !
                I will just wear a pink buckle; I hope it won’t be loud,
               Oh forget it! They won’t even notice as I have pink dyed my hair, which will get                       camouflaged,
                Then why wear the buckle in the first place? There is no use of it,
                Right! I will just fix it with pins,
                Lipstick, Naah! A lip balm would do!
               (Singing) Baby lips I have oh yeah! Yeah!
             
                Ambassador will be arriving in an hour,
               Let me take bath and get ready,
               Dev Ji would have prepared breakfast by now !
               Should I eat it before bathing ?
              
(singing) Let’s eat before we meet, the world is in need... I am a woman with heat... (Pauses and utters ) How cheesy is that !

......
Advika: Phirni Please start the car,
Oh wait, I forgot my sunglasses, Phirni bring them, they are near bedside table,
Let’s see what I have in speech,
Ok we are lambasting about bad road conditions,
Poor rural development and how people are shifting to urban lands because of that,
Criticizing opposing party, even if their schemes are good!
Damn ! The same speech again and again!
Let me see what this new intern has written,
(Reading in mind)
“I am not here to say what’s wrong or right, courts are for that, I am here to work, work for you,
Work with you. But what should we work on, your problems! Our Problems ! and what are they ?
Food ? law ? education ?, do we need help of government in this, do I need to say that, you give me votes and then I will do this and that, Sorry my friends I am not going to do that, Here is the deal Let’s crowd fund, find sponsors and solve our problems together, if your current representative is not doing it, you and I will do it, what say ? I have some contacts, you must be having some, let’s fund it and get started, and if we succeed together, then you give me votes and we will continue to succeed together “

(Yells out ) Who the hell is this intern, I need to talk to him, what a crap has he written, asking money from people, asking them to work and help government instead of using the psychology of just raising problems, how can we propose a solution... No, no!

This guy knows nothing about politics... Politics is such, because people are such! They wan’t to continue living in potholes, they are coward and don’t want to work..
I should stay away from such thoughts, People are brave, people don’t have time, they are unlucky, they can’t do anything except one thing, they can vote me...
Vote me... Press the button next to  Pink Beard symbol.
Phirni increase AC man!

.......
Huzaifa : So you wanted to meet me..
Advika : What’s your name ?
The man replies Huzaifa
Advika : What ? Hoo jayfa ?
Huzaifa :No, Hu- Zay- faah
Advika : Ok Huzayfah.. Whatever
Huzayfa Huzayfa... Anyways, what does it mean?
Huzaifa : “Some say its companion of god, others say its gift of god”
Advika : And whom do you believe in,  some or others ?
Huzaifa : None
I believe in myself! (He looks straight into her eyes while saying that)
After a long pause
Huzaifa : I believe it to be just a name kept by my parents, and nothing more!
Name tells nothing about a person
Advika: Indeed that’s why I wanted to meet you in person.
Huzaifa: What is it about ?
Advika: How much ice ?
Huzaifa : I don’t drink...
Advika : be a man!
Huzaifa: I will have tea
Advika : No one drinks tea here this late in night
Huzaifa: then I will have nothing
Advika: No no, we can have it made, specially for you
Huzaifa: So, your speech went well !
Advika: Do you want me to compliment you ?
Huzaifa: you called me here
Advika : and do you think it was for compliments ?
(Huzaifa is puzzled,
They stare each other for a while)
Advika: You stare a lot
Huzaifa: You too
Advika: Do you realize who are you talking to ?
Huzaifa: A daughter of an erstwhile politician, fighting hard to find her place
Advika: I am not fighting hard, it is an easy battle for me, didn’t you see today’s news,
People are with me, and it is not her place, his place, my father’s
Huzaifa: You are a brave girl in love with her father.
Advika: Thank you for the speech, I had not selected to give it, but I forgot the other one in my car, and yours was the only one I had...So I had to give it.
Huzaifa: May be destiny wanted us to meet.
Advika: Don’t flirt it away!
Maid gives the tea
Huzaifa takes a sip of tea
Advika laughs
Advika : Its strange
Huzaifa: Just like you, wearing pink pixie cut hair on a khadi saree. You are a rage in youth
Advika: I am an intelligent woman who likes to express her looks. Let the world think what it has to, and in your words, we are here to work together and make world a better place... that’s all matters, me and you are insignificant
Huzaifa: You have seriously crammed them up
Advika : No! I believe in them... I believe in you..... (Pauses)
Actually you are right..... (laughs off)

..........
(In one of the living room of CM House )
Advika : So here we are, I am the new C.M. the youngest CM ever
Huzaifa: Yes, your Dad’s dreams come true.
Advika: Well not exactly his dream was to have my brother as a CM
Huzaifa: And your dream was to...
Advika: to fulfil his
Huzaifa: I like your love for your father, your passion to help people, your rebellious streak of expressing yourself, you are one honest woman.
Advika: It would not have been possible without you. You are one intelligent man, I like intelligent people. Why don’t you join politics, why you are going away again, to be a corporate slave ? You can help people here.
Huzaifa: Everybody has their destiny and dreams just like you...
Advika : You can build your business in India, over here
Huzaifa: But why ? How does it matter
No one speaks for a moment, its like the depth of ocean has been felt on its surface.
Advika: Yes it doesn’t matter. You may leave. Why were you here in first place ?
Huzaifa leaves without answering.
Advika punches on the door, and cries out...
Then wipes her tears and wears her sunglasses. Sunglasses hid her tears, like they did every time her speeches and public outings were welcomed with abuses and hatred, except that one time and every time after that speech she accidently gave or was it an accident?
.......
Aarush: So you did the job
Huzaifa:  Yup! Finally that stalking on social media and little bit of courage helped. I wish I had developed it earlier. In college she was so intimidating. Girl who would think so high of herself, dressed in elite clothes, talked in elite manner. She had limited friends too. Then she had this background...It’s all so tough for an average guy like me to approach her directly. So I sent her a friend request and gradually followed up her every other social media account.
Time is gone now. Thankfully she did that mistake of reading my first speech I wrote for her.
Aarush: An accident indeed. She knows your real name. Here is a mail we received yesterday at our office on your fake id of Huzaifa
Huzaifa: What? (He takes the paper handed over by Aarush and reads it,)

“ Dear Kabir, yes I know you, I always did, We were in same college, I had liked you back then too, but didn’t have courage to say. Thankfully you sent friend request to me back in college. I wish you had approached me too. You see I didn’t have that bravery to go upto a guy, I didn’t have back then, So all I did was follow you on virtual world. In fact if you had noticed I liked your every post over there...I thought you would recognize, but you didn’t. I shared and liked your story about the angel Huzaifa too, about how he saved a princess and helped her fight the world.

As world of responsibility bogged me down, I tried to stay happy with whatever I had of you. I expressed myself in the way you had always desired. You remember during an extempore competition you had described about the women of your dreams. Wasn’t she exactly like me, pixie cut, pink dyed hair, wearing saree and fighting the world.

When my research team said a new intern wanted to join our party, I instantly said yes when I heard the name Huzaifa and saw your picture on your fake Resume. I knew why you were there, I knew you had come for me.
We had feeling for each other but we didn’t have nerves to face each other.”

Kabir: Give me the phone
He dials her number
Kabir: We don’t have courage even now.
Advika comes infront of him
Advika: Atleast I do
Kabir: and me too
Advika moves towards him, stands infront of him.
They look in each other eyes for a long time
Aarush: Oh come on do something you cowards
Kabir: I l....
Advika: I love you..
Kabir hugs Advika...
Advika: I think kiss would be a perfect end...
Kabir: and the perfect beginning.....

While walking away after that kiss
Advika: That crap of a speech you had written, It was indeed an accident that I took your speech instead of other. 

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